In the super distant future
On Elysium in space
Rock Voulnutt and his Reaver pals are caught in an endless chase
Pursued by a girl whose name is Tron,
An evil gal of the family Bonne,
She stuffed a few bombs in her gear
And in her Gesellschaft she chases them across the stratosphere~ (GET BACK HEEEERE!)
TRON: I'll send 'im stupid movies
The worst that I can find (la-la-la~)
I'll make 'im sit and watch 'em all
And I'll monitor his mind (la-la-la~)
Now keep in mind Rock can't control
When the movies begin or end
So he'll try to keep from blowin' up
With the help of his Reaverbot friends~
Reaver Roll Call!
Yuna! (Not my body!)
Sera! (Grumble grumble…)
Tom Servbot! (Roger!)
If you're wondering why he hasn't aged
And other science stuff (la-la-la~)
Just repeat to yourself it's just a game
And you've waited long enough
Oh, Mega Man Dash or Legends part 3~
I've been watching a lot of MST3K, and suddenly I realized how similar Voulnutt's situation is, stuck on a space station with no way down.
Also, it's about 10 years between the releases of Legends 2 and 3, which is approximately how long the show ran.
I might color this if people like it enough.
JOIN THE MOVEMENT TO BRING BACK LEGENDS 3![link]
Voulnutt, Yuna and Sera to Capcom.